Save us from ourselves!
emily horne
We here at A Softer World Dot Com enjoy making a dollar, and we know that you, sweet readers, also do. So we made a shirt about it! Might not be safe for work, where they'd prefer you wear a t-shirt that says "I wish I had 73 cents for every dollar's worth of work I did." Also this shirt comes with one (1) free punch you can hand out to someone who tells you to smile today.

joey comeau
You can't always get what you want. But you can buy things that represent what you want, and use them to try to communicate your quiet, desperate panic to others in adorable ways. Like this cellphone case.