"We gladly feast on those who would subdue us."

emily

I just got back from the Isle of Skye! It was very pretty all the time. Never have I seen so many sheep! NEVER

 joey

I have a new book coming out, and I am very excited about it! It has horror and comedy and sad bits and bits of baby on the floor, and it is called One Bloody Thing After Another and you can buy it at that link!

To celebrate, I am gonna be posting stories and things that I haven't posted before, or which have somehow gone missing from the internet. If you like them, show them to people and maybe subtly suggest that they buy my new books for twelve of their very best friends? Or just enjoy the story. That's probably just as good, to be honest. Here's a story from It's Too Late to Say I'm Sorry.