emily

This is a fun test from the NY Times meant to test your distractibility. It's a bit galling to some to the end and find out that the high score is TWO, though. Where is my gold star, New York Times? My tickertape parade?

Not to mention, of course, that I'm taking some dumb test whilst I ought to be doing loads of productive work. Sneaky...

joey

I wrote the gayest book you will ever read. It's called The Complete Lockpick Pornography, and it is two books about dealing with homophobia and violence in two very different ways. In We All Got it Coming, the main character approaches it trying not to give in to anger, trying to understand his attacker. In Lockpick Pornography, the main characters approach homophobia the other way. The other way essentially being genderqueer terrorism. I hope you like it!