"We gladly feast on those who would subdue us."

joey

I have a new book coming out. It's called Bible Camp Bloodbath and it will be out in time for Christmas, because isn't it about time I gave something back to Jesus?

 emily

Somehow, I find it unbelievably irritating to listen to people congratulate one another on their vocabulary, but I admit to a small, guilty thrill when someone comments on mine. It's like strangers' conversations on the bus, I suppose, fascinating to them but repugnant to anyone who doesn't know who they're gossipping about. Maybe I should move to a country where I don't know the language, then I can be a curmudgeon in peace!