"We gladly feast on those who would subdue us."

emily

We're back! And it's a new year now, apparently? I played Settlers of Catan on New Year's Eve (I think it is pretty clear that I know how to have a good time, right?) and I won, for the first time! We have a CLEAVER as a Catan prize, if you win a game your name is engraved on it and you get to keep it until the next game. So like, if you need anything cleaved, give me a call I guess?

 joey

Happy new year! I am excited about all the sex I will maybe have this year. And the friendly hugs. But those are better experienced in the moment, where I think sex anticipation is pretty great all on its own even before the actual sex. Okay, let's be honest, I have never had sex. Also, is this the year when I finally take chinese lessons?