"We gladly feast on those who would subdue us."

emily

Uh oh, I guess I'm going back to school tomorrow? (except not really, I've still got a week of "orientation" before actual classes start. BUT ANYWAY) I haven't taken an actual university class since 2003, so...I might die? Just up and die? We'll see how it goes.

 joey

It's September! That means that it is time for you to get the fall version of SPRING FEVER! Doesn't everyone on the street look so good you could just eat them! But you shouldn't. That is just your brain having problems. You do not really want to eat them, probably! Probably you just want to get to know them so well that you can kiss, and then kiss maybe again and again until it is time to stop kissing and you can just go about your business until you see someone even BETTER.