"We gladly feast on those who would subdue us."

joey

Emily and I have written a gift guide, in case you were curious what a couple of maniacs think you should buy for your loved ones!

Also, please remember to give to a charity this holiday season. Pretend you're super rich and just burning the money. You'll feel decadent as fuck.

 emily

More shipping deadlines comin' up! There's a calendar of dates riiiight here.