I hope you all get to hole up somewhere cozy this week, eating festive foods and spending time with the people you love, the people you like, and the people you cheerfully tolerate. See you next week, friends!
Emily and I have written a gift guide
, in case you were curious what a couple of maniacs think you should buy for your loved ones!
Also, please remember to give to a charity this holiday season. Pretend you're super rich and just burning the money. You'll feel decadent as fuck.