"We gladly feast on those who would subdue us."

emily

Just came across a beautiful tumblr of huge old photos of Chicago. Check it out right here. Our pal Kate Beaton has a tumblr now too! I'm a special fan of her Canadian History Superquiz, I hope they never end. NEVER.

 joey

Man, I was thinking about unrequited love. I figure it's best to just walk that shit off. Find someone else to be excited about. It's like if you love ice cream but your ice cream man friend won't give you any. Maybe he's got a good reason. It cuts into profits. Who knows? But he likes you as a friend and wants to hang out anyway. It just drives you crazy to hang out with that dude, even if he's being reasonable from his point of view. So don't hang out with him. What, you ONLY like ice cream? It's ice cream or nothing? Don't be an asshole. Learn to love donuts.