Overqualified: they steal our jobs and our moms, my dad says

To: Disney
Re: My unfortunate home life

Dear Disney,

I am writing to apply for a position as anything with your company. I donít care if you have me parking cars. Yesterday was the three month anniversary of looking for work, and my dad says that I canít find a job because Iím not a gay crippled immigrant, so you can understand why itíd be nice to move out.

Joey Comeau.