Overqualified:
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barista
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animals
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A card that could fix things.
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safe and sound
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sugar, come by and get me high
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chessboard
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into the wild
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This must have happened at least once.
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Utopia awaits!
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they steal our jobs and our moms, my dad says
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You have to be yourself.
65:
Ugh, granola.
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Stalking is so commercial now!
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APPLE: fixes before breaks
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FX: Am I right, ladies? Am I right?
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The RIAA: A hobby should pass the time, not fill it.
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BBC: why not choose love?
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Gillette: The best a man can get.
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MYSPACE: cats or lesbians.
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Toyota: Marketing.
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Random House: A Young Lady's Primer.
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HBO: Yellow fever.
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WAL-MART: Nice women don't want the panties.
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FOX: I cut the bit about sex.
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Bill Gates: Money is so awesome.
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RAND Corporation: Please don't send this one back
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Nintendo: "make an equation of love"
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amazon: already
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Hallmark: Know what I mean?
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FRITO LAY: I'm so, so sorry. (this OQ is for Sheryl)
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Microsoft: March 15th: I'm pregnant. It isn't his.
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APPLE.COM: in 1984 I was still my momma's boy.
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NYPD: It's hard, but it's harder to ignore it.
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GMAIL: Conspiracy theories?
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THE FCC: My resume indicates a previous position avec your mom?
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THE RIAA: Where's Willy?
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YAHOO.COM: Chkm8_slutz.
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back in black!
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letter of apology for #37
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My father was a great man
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the time of my life
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what have children got to do with it?
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The Puerto-Rican girl reminded me of my mother.
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It must cost a lot to feed a dog like that
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If you want to sing out, sing out.
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If I don't get this job there is no god.
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Soiled Soiled Soiled Soiled Soiled Soiled JUS-TICE
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Lend me that book and you can be sure I'll see you again!
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Have you got cervix in a can? Well you'd better let her out!
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maybe i should buy you a book on being prettier
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You can't hand out candy apples with broken thumbs.
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I wonder if another woman is what we really need.
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There's two ways this can go
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clean your body with fire
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I'm coming down there
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the relevance of background checks
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All these scraps with no signatures.
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Run on, love. Run on.
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Newspapermen need love too.
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Art vs Life! TITLE BOUT.
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no longer poetry but noise
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Dear Mister Mayor
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a magnet shaped like a kitten
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you're such a child
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Doomed. You are doomed.
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silver shears
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The demon in Joey
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A recent example
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I need to be a chicken farmer
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JOB SKILL: I show initiative
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Dicta space Typist
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Trial and error are my speciality.
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I am an activation enthusiast
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Making a play for power.
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My dead family and I are in your debt
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I had a problem