A card that could fix things.
safe and sound
sugar, come by and get me high
into the wild
This must have happened at least once.
they steal our jobs and our moms, my dad says
You have to be yourself.
Stalking is so commercial now!
APPLE: fixes before breaks
FX: Am I right, ladies? Am I right?
The RIAA: A hobby should pass the time, not fill it.
BBC: why not choose love?
Gillette: The best a man can get.
MYSPACE: cats or lesbians.
Random House: A Young Lady's Primer.
HBO: Yellow fever.
WAL-MART: Nice women don't want the panties.
FOX: I cut the bit about sex.
Bill Gates: Money is so awesome.
RAND Corporation: Please don't send this one back
Nintendo: "make an equation of love"
Hallmark: Know what I mean?
FRITO LAY: I'm so, so sorry. (this OQ is for Sheryl)
Microsoft: March 15th: I'm pregnant. It isn't his.
APPLE.COM: in 1984 I was still my momma's boy.
NYPD: It's hard, but it's harder to ignore it.
GMAIL: Conspiracy theories?
THE FCC: My resume indicates a previous position avec your mom?
THE RIAA: Where's Willy?
back in black!
letter of apology for #37
My father was a great man
the time of my life
what have children got to do with it?
The Puerto-Rican girl reminded me of my mother.
It must cost a lot to feed a dog like that
If you want to sing out, sing out.
If I don't get this job there is no god.
Soiled Soiled Soiled Soiled Soiled Soiled JUS-TICE
Lend me that book and you can be sure I'll see you again!
Have you got cervix in a can? Well you'd better let her out!
maybe i should buy you a book on being prettier
You can't hand out candy apples with broken thumbs.
I wonder if another woman is what we really need.
There's two ways this can go
clean your body with fire
I'm coming down there
the relevance of background checks
All these scraps with no signatures.
Run on, love. Run on.
Newspapermen need love too.
Art vs Life! TITLE BOUT.
no longer poetry but noise
Dear Mister Mayor
a magnet shaped like a kitten
you're such a child
Doomed. You are doomed.
The demon in Joey
A recent example
I need to be a chicken farmer
JOB SKILL: I show initiative
Dicta space Typist
Trial and error are my speciality.
I am an activation enthusiast
Making a play for power.
My dead family and I are in your debt
I had a problem